I just cut my nipple shaving
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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