I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
