Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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