I looked at my own cervix.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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