somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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