yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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