Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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