Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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