Nicole vs. Life
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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