i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
