he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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