Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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