I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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