bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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