Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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