Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My cat gives me a boner
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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