Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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