I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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