physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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