I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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