Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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