No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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