I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Boobs speak an international language.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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