A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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