butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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