so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
jump out the window naked night went bad
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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