It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
