Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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