That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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