Is it normal to miss your booty call?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
