Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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