drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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