Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
My life is pants optional.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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