How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Randomize
