Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
