I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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