I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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