i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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