i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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