batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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