Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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