She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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