she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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