Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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