if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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