I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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