Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Blood and glitter go together right?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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