So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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