This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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