Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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