And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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